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Man With World’s Largest Pen’is Donates It To Museum (Photos)

Bisexual American man Jonah Falcon received an extraordinary gift at birth, and now he wants to give it back. The 43-year-old Manhattanite is recognized for having the longest penis in the world, a distinction that has made him an Internet star. He has declined many opportunities in porn. But now, HuffingtonPost reports he has an offer he can’t refuse.

The Icelandic Phallological Museum — better known as “The Penis Museum” — has offered Jonah everlasting fame, by putting his 13.5-inch sex organ on display after his death. This is an organ that
got Falcon arrested and detained by the police for being too big.

Recounting the experience, Jonah Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect, said he was one time stopped and frisked by the police at the San Francisco International Airport because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. He said:

    I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.

get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector. Laughing, Falcon continued:

    “Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth. The younger security guard felt threatened by my “very noticeable” package and interpreted it as a biological threat.

    I said, It’s my dick. He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.

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